(teaching a class at reply guy college) so when you see someone make a joke, what you do is you get in the replies and you either explain the joke back to them, or make the same joke but slightly worse. this establishes instant rapport
(furious scraping as half a dozen identical looking guys all named 'brett' write this down)
if you are going to reply to me with some kind of defence of generative AI, consider instead: fucking a cactus
@sexybenfranklin unless APStylebook is an incredibly dry parody i'm just not getting, i got great news for you 'cause i took the screenshot of the tweet myself
Me: So why did you kill those people?
AI Chatbot Anton Chigurh: I deeply regret pursuing Llewelyn Moss across the sun parched American southwest. My killings adhered to an irrationally deterministic lifestyle and I am sorry for them.
Me: Where did you get that denim jacket?
AI Chatbot Anton Chigurh: I'm glad you asked! It was purchased on sale at Gimbels in 1972. Denim is a sturdy cotton twill fabric, typically blue, used for jeans.
your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working)
I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends
Hack the Gibson, surf the information superhighway, etc