your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working)
I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends
the FBI is raiding my room as we speak. they're going through my nudes and saying things like "good job", "great lighting", and "woah is that a 0-CTRL in the background??"
the woke fbi is harassing me for my various Crimes
mcu getting kinda wild
No more Musks. Society has evolved past the need for Musks.
it’s a hot one out there sportracers
you love to see it (photons)
if you're offended when people say "mastodon" instead of "the fediverse" I regret to inform you that you're a big fucking baby, a baby computer toucher, a wimp and a baby, a bloo bloo bloo
If I were a politician I would simply not be named “Abe”
It makes you think: if this could happen in Japan it could happen anywhere, to anyone. No matter if you are a lowly CEO or even one or several supreme court justices, life can be fleeting.
Joris (Jean Boris)
full credit to Boris, there's nothing more British than continuing to hang around despite nobody wanting you there
That Jordan Peterson sounds like Kermit on a Joseph Campbell kick makes it all the worse that there's a weirdo on Spotify who creates chillhop tracks with Jordan Peterson sampled in
it takes 36 cars to run a NASCAR race but you could fit all 36 drivers on one bus
Opening a content warning to see Thanos hog is the quintessential mastodon experience, so I understand why the design firm settled on purple as the website's official color
a cheese factory exploded in france Show more
da brie is everywhere
the unbearable weight of massive talent was p good
It's ghost cum, scully
uvalde shooting Show more
just fucking wow
his own choomba shot 'im
Hack the Gibson, surf the information superhighway, etc