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(most annoying guy you've ever met): oh you mean ASSOCIATION football

One of the best things about Mastodon is the fediverse-wide prohibition against #freespeech.

Free speech has been a blight on the internet and it's a relief to have a place where it is universally banned.

#DownWithFreeSpeech #Mastodev

BREAKING: Mastodon CEO Eugen "Gargron" Rochko announces that Mastodon will soon support ActivityPub, enabling integration with the wider fediverse for the first time.

Wow, new Jordan Peterson video eviscerate's libs! Evopsyche demos why blinking is for CUCKS.

Men! Do no blink unless you want to prove to all the real men in your immediate area that you are submissive and breedable!

if mastodon doesn't work out you can find me, but beware the many traps and intricate puzzles I've laid along the path for the unwary

If you’re worried about the feds tracking you on Hive I’ve got some really bad news for you about the entire internet for the last two decades.

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wow it's like finding a long lost painting by one of the masters

when i have gone away
the bell's voice
in the whole empty meadow

i can post anything i want. ive got tenure. check this out: all white people smell of corn starch

what if 𝗬𝗢𝗨 🫵
made a joke about riding on down the ol' dusty trail atop your trusty horse admin

but the 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻 🐎 said:
:neigh:「𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 」:neigh:

I consume a root beer float by bloating up like a balloon and then having Incredible Diarrhea. My body is simply too powerful for concepts like "lactose".

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Cyberspace Club

Hack the Gibson, surf the information superhighway, etc