your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working)
I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends
Persons attempting to find a motive in these posts will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in them will be banished; persons attempting to find a point in them will be shot.
Sending back my “prime” rib after easily cutting it into two equal parts.
(Yoda voice) For the force, tits are out
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“I really want you to join me and as incentive I’ve taken off my shirt”
Shin Kamen Rider looks cool as hell
Imagine being a bootlicker saying unions don't work when these folks got a 30% pay rise and up to 8 grand of back bay after three days of striking.
Numbers? Quantifying things? Mathcuck behavior.
@senj the real first day of spring
5 days until opening day
gentrifying some saltines (putting peanut butter on them)
in retrospect it’s miraculous that Lando Calrissian wasn’t named like, Frendhu Bee’traysu
(me, hearing about something called “deathsticks”) hm. need to google what those do.
Lotta people out there worried about this guy
(auditioning for the Star Wars IP Stewardship Naming Division) Flibbity Bipp. Chango Mung. Klinga Flooz. Nungus Chulungus.
6 days until opening day
walk at a sensible pace with the jewels
somehow stumbled upon shrimp farmer LinkedIn and it’s full of posts like this
NEWS EXCLUSIVE: photo of new evidence introduced in Gwenyth Paltrow trial
got something really important to show you all
bro ur radicalizing the hoes. they are becoming the vanguard of the revolution bro
genuine shevy coloado
Hack the Gibson, surf the information superhighway, etc