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in a lot of ways, a corporate board of directors is a type of polycule

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really i have no problems besides being fucked up and insane

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I have just had the worst UI experience of my life 

A stranger adds me on instagram

Stranger: hey can you vote for me in some influencer poll
Me: lmao
*hits the top right corner to open the menu to block this person*
*instead pushes the button to start a video call with this stranger*
Aaaaaaahh
*there is no big red button to end the video call*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*Exiting the app does not end the video call*
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
*I panick and throw my phone on the couch*
*I just turn the damn thing off*

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Elon going pod to pod on the ISS having to tell everyone he’s a sex offender

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when rappers talk about henny they mean hentai

i love almost falling asleep at my desk, thank you for this opportunity Capitalism

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I have stolen
the apes
that were in
the wallet

and which
you were probably
saving
for retirement

Forgive me
they were pointless
so ugly
and so stupid

I'm putting an end to Neil deGrasse Tyson's malarky once and for all

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Bring back stuffing nerds in lockers but just for Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Country toad
Take me home
To your place
In a pond
Wet and boggy
Warm and foggy
Take me home
Swamp biome

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All respect to Kendrick, but I do not understand this perspective

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